tyleroakley:

PLOT TWIST.

(Source: nobodylikesjanet)

telbyshaylor:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

Pass it

Well Woods, it’s been a good couple of years. But I can’t say I’m too sad to leave.

Well Woods, it’s been a good couple of years. But I can’t say I’m too sad to leave.

(Source: wwindwalker)

Subverting the Patriarchal Paradigm: afraidofstarfish: how it feels to be exactly me upon viewing me, there...

afraidofstarfish:

how it feels to be exactly me

upon viewing me, there is surely a lot to take in. from the lionish mop of hair on my hair, the brown dots like thumb prints speckled down my neck and back, to the too-long arms and too-big feet, i am by nobody’s standards perfect. my nose…

19fingers:

whatevskies:

Instead of studying for philosophy I’m calculating how badly I can do on this final and still get an A or a B in the class.

Ditto.

(Source: free-your-mind)

Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.

pop-up-plushie:

defyingthelabyrinth:

hissthemovie:

if you have AP exams coming up, good luck!! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*

if you have finals soon, do your best!! ~(◕✿)

if you have work or school tomorrow, have a nice day!!!  (◕ヮ◕)*:・゚✧ 

and remember:

  • you are not your IQ, test scores, or grades
  • try your best, and no matter how you do, be proud of yourself for getting through it! 
  • you are smart, valuable, special, and important no matter what!

I need this.